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The official I'M A HOOKER bag

100% Cotton

Perfect for carrying yarn, groceries, and all other hooker supplies.






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Tshirts and textiles

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Download Kristin's Music Comedy Album  

"Songs in the Key of Kristin" 2016 800 Pound Gorilla

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kristin" KeyholeProd.

Stream all of Kristin's comedy and music on 

Spotify

YouTube Playlist

Apple Music

Download Kristin's Stand Up albums on iTunes 

"Buckle Up!" 2006 Uproar Records

"Where the Cab Takes You" 2009 Uproar Records

"The Moral of the Story" 2012 Uproar Records

"I'm a Hooker"  2015 Uproar Records

The official DRUNK PEOPLE LOSE SHOES Shirt

​Bella Canvas Brand

100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, . SUPER SOFT- so it won't chafe even the most sensitive nipples.